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Won't you lovingly embrace him?
Sold at Entropy outlets, parallel worldwide.
Can't guarantee you'll sleep well at night tho.
You'll have to revoke your wishlist when you procure him.
Warranty doesn't cover bullet holes btw, so be careful when tumble drying.
But we do have a kevlar-lined dakimakura ver. for tough customers.
And the dakimakura is not edible, unlike the Kyuu-mallows.
Makes a good punching bag cover too.
I'm running out of one liners.
I know they're lame.